** BREAKING NEWS ** Hillary Clinton outed as transsexual; man trapped in woman's body.
As soon as this report broke on national media; The North Carolina legislature met in special session to pledge secession in the event of her (it's) election as President. The governor stated that Air Force One flying over his state better have suitable bathroom facilities or there might be trouble.
National political pundits are furiously writing and issuing statements about this development, the upshot seems to be a consensus summary of "I knew something was amiss all along." "No woman could be as tough or smart as Hillary has been for the last twenty or so years without some secret weapon or special knowledge,"
Now the old rumors about Hillary being a homosexual lesbian can be put to rest. We expect a spate of Republican women senators admitting they are really females trapped in men's bodies. By their actions they fall into the category Terminator Arnold called "girly men." Now we know that a transsexual (woman/man) would naturally be attracted to a transsexual (man/woman), A totally natural heterosexual reaction. Nothing homosexual as all here.
More tomorrow on ramifications resulting from today's startling revelation. What about Trump?
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