As one gets older, the world speeds up. And at a pace that seems to increase exponentially. Today I helped a friend pick out an electronic tablet mainly to send and receive e-mail. This little tablet she chose probably has a dozen times the speed and power of the first PC I purchased only about twenty years or so ago. Additionally, at only $50.00, it cost about 1/6 of the price I paid back then. We never dreamed of built in cameras and webcams. It was slow as cold syrup because a 56Kb modem was top of the line I wasn't happy with Windows Explorer so I downloaded Netscape Navigator.
I remember that took a number of hours to download and install. Since then I have used Firefox and finally Google Chrome. I was using Navigator when I heard about the new search engine named Google. I was intrigued by the name knowing that mathematically a googol is a number big enough to count every elementary particle in the entire universe. The only number bigger is a googolplex for which there is absolutely no conceivable use. Anyway, Google was by invitation only though you could buy an invitation online. I snapped one up posthaste and always wished there were some stock shares available then. I still have my soul although I would have been sorely tempted to sell it for a thousand shares of Google stock. I once knew a man who had a roommate in college that had an idea for a company he needed another $500.00 to start and offered Walter half of the company for a loan of that amount. Walter turned him down so Elmer managed to get the amount without giving half of Frito's Corn Chips to anyone. Deep down I honestly got a computer like one of the characters on "King of the Hill." He said "all you gotta do is put in 'nekid wimmin' and there they is." I have always liked naked women rather than naked men. They are so much more beautiful.
But I digress. I think both computers and cell phones have become so automated that in the case of a computer one can't actually do anything for themselves. Gone are DOS commands. You can't even get to DOS anymore. Gone are floppy drives and a mouse is becoming useless. Maybe it's about time to slow things down just a tad and let human people catch up,
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