In the old days we all went down to railroad station to watch the animals unload. These days we all go to the airport to watch the same thing. Instead of elephants holding the tail of the one in front, we watch republicans clinging to the ass of the one in front. It's fun pointing out the ones with wide stances. And betting on which one will head for the rest rooms first.
Finally we see Mr. P.T. Trump egress from his plane that is painted black with a bunny on the tail. On loan from Mr. Hefner who is too exhausted to attend conventions since his latest marriage.
At the parade to downtown there's a man on stilts announcing coming attractions like the woman with an Adam's apple just like a man. A man that looks just like a turtle and many more attractions. Ted Cruz invited God the last time they talked but I don't think He's coming to Cleveland.
So get your Republican rose colored glasses, your popcorn and beer and settle in for a hilarious week.
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