Today is the first day of the Republican conservation in Cleveland. In case you haven't heard the good news about Jesus or Donald Trump, he is running for President. Trump, not Jesus. So all his friends? are having a convention in Ohio to adulate him.
In planning this event, the first snag came in selecting someone to lead the opening prayer. Donald wanted the Pope but he was busy having the pope-mobile painted in the rainbow flag colors and he was needed there to make sure they were done in the correct order. James Dobson, Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Haggard and Jim Baker were all busy counting Sunday's take.
All finally settled on the one man that embodies Republican principles and beliefs. A man of action who practices what he preaches. So to give the opening prayer and invocation:
Pastor Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas.
This to be followed by a litany of praise for Donald Trump by Donald Trump. The festivities start an 3:00 P.M. on CNN or all day on Fox Trump News network.
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