Back to work. I dreamed I was running for congress from the Doofus Party. They are a lot like the Republican Party except as our name implies we are a cut above republicans as far as intelligence levels in general. Even more like republicans, we embrace religion as we interpret it. Our holiest books were written in the sixties by the prophet, Max Schulman along with his disciple, Dobie Gillis. One of our beliefs is a commandment to wash the feet of strangers whether they want it or not. Taking a cue from the Mormons and the Jehovah's Witnesses, we also work in pairs or groups as our potential converts often struggle as the devil is removed from their feet where Satan likes to hide. Our
platform is to designate the American cockroach as an endangered species. This ties in with our economic plan to impose a fine of $5.00 for killing of each endangered cockroach. And a fine of $10.00 for only crippling a cockroach without killing it and requiring our administration to supply necessary medical care for it's emergency status. I just woke up and realized it's the new world order. I want to go back to sleep but I can't; too much to do to get this campaign on the road in time for the primaries.
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